I have an Addiction

It's not masturbation. It's not porn. It's something much simpler than
that. I'm addicted to SomethingAwful. Well
specifically the forums. I spend too much time there. Reading and
re-reading the same posts. Posting somewhat witty responses. It's like
an obsession almost. I am actually glad I was introduced to SA, it
gives me great joy almost every hour that I check it. Because I do
check it that often.