The State of Porn

What is wrong with porn now a days? I mean the proliferation of fake breasts. God what a turn off. And then the whole fake construed face when the woman is getting it from all sides. And then the whole fake moaning, another major turn off. I like my porn with more natural acts of copulation. And another thing I hate the constant focus of the dude's wang. I mean damn I can check my own penis if I want to see one. I don't need to see some close up of some guys dong. And then they stick the camera behind the guy so all you get to see is the swaying of the guy's testicles. Back and forth, back and forth almost in a hypnotic motion. And the new thing in porn, well at least online porn. Is to have a guy talk the whole freakin time during scenes. You have a nice scene between caring and loving people but you have the camera guy making asinine comments.

Get it while it's Hot!

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